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2017 Films Ranked

NOTE: I go off a different rating system for film (you can thank Letterboxd for indoctrinating this onto me) so this all goes off a scale of ten. I gave nothing a perfect score this year (I didn’t last year either) so don’t flip.

[9] Great! A select few get this rating.

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1. Nocturama

2. Good Time

[8] Really Good! Not quite there for a 9, but still worth your time.

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3. Phantom Thread

4. your name.

5. The Emoji Movie

6. Song To Song

7. Call Me By Your Name

8. Kizumonogatari III

9. Rat Film

10. Logan

[7] Good! Solid shit.

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11. Brawl In Cell Block 99

12. Escapes

13. After The Storm

14. Human Flow

15. Mimosas

16. Risk

17. Faces Places

18. Dunkirk

19. Slack Bay

20. The Salesman

21. Staying Vertical

22. BPM

23. The Death of Louis XIV

24. The Lost City of Z

[6] OK!

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25. Sandy Wexler

26. Wormwood

27. Ex Libris: New York Public Library

28. Félicité

29. Quest

30. On The Beach At Night Alone

31. The Devotion of Suspect X

32. Dina

33. Antiporno

34. Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

35. The Ornithologist

36. The Future Perfect

37. Logan Lucky

38. Hermia and Helena

39. Personal Shopper

40. Get Out

41. The Unknown Girl

42. Lady Bird

43. Mother!

44. Tiger Zinda Hai

45. The Post

46. The Trip to Spain

[5] Average!

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47. The Challenge

48. Kékszakállú

49. Detroit

50. Marjorie Prime

51. Ocean Waves (1993)

52. A Quiet Passion

53. Princess Cyd

54. Landline

55. All The Money In The World

56. Blade Runner 2049

57. The Florida Project

58. Duckweed

59. Thelma

60. The Shape of Water

61. The Fate of the Furious

62. The Red Turtle

63. Star Wars: The Last Jedi

64. Baby Driver

65. I, Tonya

66. Wind River

67. Murder on the Orient Express

68. Beach Rats

69. It

70. Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

71. Life

72. Win It All

73. Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

[4] Starting to activity be bad!

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74. Girl’s Trip

75. xXx: Return of Xander Cage

76. Dawson City: Frozen Time

77. Wonderstruck

78. Justice League

79. Downsizing

80. Split

81. Alien Covenant

82. Wet Women In The Wind

83. Raw

84. The Hero

85. John Wick: Chapter 2

86. Voyage of Time: Life’s Journey

87. Cinema Novo

[3] Really Bad!

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88. Darkest Hour

89. Sleepless

90. A Bad Mom’s Christmas

91. CHiPS

[2] Shit!

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92. All Eyez on Me

93. The Belko Experiment

94. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

95. Flatliners

96. Once Upon A Time In Venice

[1] Kill it!

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97. Atomic Blonde

98. Kong: Skull Island

99. True to the Game

100. The Killing of a Sacred Deer

[Unrateable] For one reason or another, giving these films a rating would be too kind.

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101. Daddy’s Home 2

102. The Snowman

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