2017 Films Ranked

NOTE: I go off a different rating system for film (you can thank Letterboxd for indoctrinating this onto me) so this all goes off a scale of ten. I gave nothing a perfect score this year (I didn’t last year either) so don’t flip.

[9] Great! A select few get this rating.


1. Nocturama

2. Good Time

[8] Really Good! Not quite there for a 9, but still worth your time.


3. Phantom Thread

4. your name.

5. The Emoji Movie

6. Song To Song

7. Call Me By Your Name

8. Kizumonogatari III

9. Rat Film

10. Logan

[7] Good! Solid shit.


11. Brawl In Cell Block 99

12. Escapes

13. After The Storm

14. Human Flow

15. Mimosas

16. Risk

17. Faces Places

18. Dunkirk

19. Slack Bay

20. The Salesman

21. Staying Vertical

22. BPM

23. The Death of Louis XIV

24. The Lost City of Z

[6] OK!


25. Sandy Wexler

26. Wormwood

27. Ex Libris: New York Public Library

28. Félicité

29. Quest

30. On The Beach At Night Alone

31. The Devotion of Suspect X

32. Dina

33. Antiporno

34. Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

35. The Ornithologist

36. The Future Perfect

37. Logan Lucky

38. Hermia and Helena

39. Personal Shopper

40. Get Out

41. The Unknown Girl

42. Lady Bird

43. Mother!

44. Tiger Zinda Hai

45. The Post

46. The Trip to Spain

[5] Average!


47. The Challenge

48. Kékszakállú

49. Detroit

50. Marjorie Prime

51. Ocean Waves (1993)

52. A Quiet Passion

53. Princess Cyd

54. Landline

55. All The Money In The World

56. Blade Runner 2049

57. The Florida Project

58. Duckweed

59. Thelma

60. The Shape of Water

61. The Fate of the Furious

62. The Red Turtle

63. Star Wars: The Last Jedi

64. Baby Driver

65. I, Tonya

66. Wind River

67. Murder on the Orient Express

68. Beach Rats

69. It

70. Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

71. Life

72. Win It All

73. Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

[4] Starting to activity be bad!


74. Girl’s Trip

75. xXx: Return of Xander Cage

76. Dawson City: Frozen Time

77. Wonderstruck

78. Justice League

79. Downsizing

80. Split

81. Alien Covenant

82. Wet Women In The Wind

83. Raw

84. The Hero

85. John Wick: Chapter 2

86. Voyage of Time: Life’s Journey

87. Cinema Novo

[3] Really Bad!


88. Darkest Hour

89. Sleepless

90. A Bad Mom’s Christmas

91. CHiPS

[2] Shit!


92. All Eyez on Me

93. The Belko Experiment

94. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

95. Flatliners

96. Once Upon A Time In Venice

[1] Kill it!


97. Atomic Blonde

98. Kong: Skull Island

99. True to the Game

100. The Killing of a Sacred Deer

[Unrateable] For one reason or another, giving these films a rating would be too kind.


101. Daddy’s Home 2

102. The Snowman


2017 Album Rankings

‘17 Albums Ranked:



1. Flower Boy – Tyler, The Creator



2. Plunge – Fever Ray

3. Arca – Arca

4. Life Will See You Now – Jens Lekman

5. The Centre Cannot Hold – Ben Frost

6. Mellow Waves – Cornelius


8. Godspeed – Morten Schantz

9. Black Ken – Lil B



10. The Dusk In Us – Converge

11.Rest – Charlotte Gainsbourg

12. First Opus – Sinjin Hawke

13. After Laughter – Paramore

14. Do You Need A Rest From Love? – Satoko Shibata

15. Luv Is Rage 2 (Deluxe Edition) – Lil Uzi Vert

16. Semper Femina – Laura Marling

17. Narkpop – Gas

18. Okovi – Zola Jesus

19. Now (Deluxe Edition) – Shania Twain

20. Reborn Again and Always Starting New – Mondo Grosso

21. Compassion – Forest Swords


23. Thot Breaker – Chief Keef

24. Antisocalites – Alvvays

25. Alice Glass EP – Alice Glass

26. Like, Strange – Joe Fiedler

27. All American Made – Margo Price

28. Good Time (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) – Oneohtrix Point Never

29. The Booty Tape – Ugly God

30. Happy Talk – NRBQ

31. Memories Are Now – Jesca Hoop

32. Stranger – Yung Lean

33. HNDRXX – Future

34. I See You – The xx

35. You Never Walk Alone – BTS

36. IA Youngboy – Youngboy Never Broke Again

37. Love and Other Things – Janice Vidal

38. Black Cab – Higher Brothers

39. Black Noise – Kirk Knight

40. Tremaine the Album – Trey Songz

41. Happy Together – Mega Bog

42. More Life – Drake

43. SweetSexySavage – Kehlani

44. MASSEDUCTION – St. Vincent

45. God’s Problem Child – Willie Nelson

46. Pretty Girls Like Trap Music – 2 Chainz

47. Willie and the Boys: Willie’s Stash Vol. 2 – Willie Nelson

48. No Home of the Mind – Bing and Ruth

49. Goths – The Mountain Goats

50. Black Origami – Jlin

51. Kwalia – Bflecha

52. Issa Album – 21 Savage

53. Targ – Bargou 08

54. Truth EP – Kamasi Washington

55. Beautiful Thugger Girls – Young Thug

56. Nightmare Logic – Power Trip

57. KWON JI YONG EP – G-Dragon

58. Low In High School – Morrissey

59. New Energy – Four Tet

60. Rather You Than Me – Rick Ross

61. FUTURE – Future

62. Freedom Highway – Rhiannon Giddens

63. Teenage Emotions – Lil Yachty

64. Ti Amo – Phoenix

65. Death Peak – Clark

66. An Act of Love – Earthen Sea

67. Like A Thief In The Night EP – Terrence Dixon

68. Lil Pump – Lil Pump

69. Ctrl – SZA

70. Migration – Bonobo

71. The W – Chief Keef

72. Utopia – Bjork

73. Green Twins – Nick Hakim

74. Bach Trios – Yo-Yo Ma, Chris Thile, and Edgar Meyer

75. Ransom 2 – Mike WILL Made-It

76. Funk Wave Bounce Vol. 1 – Calvin Harris

77. Young Martha EP – Young Thug and Carnage

78. Finding Shore – Tom Rogerson and Brian Eno

79. American Dream – LCD Soundsystem




81. Take Me Apart – Kelela


83. Reflections – Brian Eno

84. 13 – Denzel Curry

85. Jungle Rules – French Montana

86. A Shadow In Time – William Basinski

87. Two Zero One Seven – Chief Keef

88. If You’re Sober, Come Over Pt. 1 – Lil Peep

89. Triplicate – Bob Dylan

90. Without Warning – Offset and 21 Savage

91. Ain’t Too Long – Youngboy Never Broke Again

92. async – Ryuichi Sakaomto

93. Bulletproof – Young Dolph

94. Lust For Life – Lana Del Rey

95. 3 – tricot

96. Gelato – Young Dolph

97. Culture – Migos

98. Painting Ruins – Grizzly Bear

99. RELAXER – alt-J

100. Parking Lot Symphony – Trombone Shorty

101. Pleasure – Feist

102. Halo – Juana Molina

103. Shadow Expert EP – Palm

104. AZD – Actress

105. Super Slimy – Future and Young Thug

106. 4:44 – Jay-Z

107. & – Jesse Rutherford

108. The Kid – Kaityln Aurelia Smith

109. Not Even Happiness – Julie Byrne

110. Funeral Doom Spirtual – M. Lamar

111. Heartless – Pallbearer

112. Everybody Works – Jay Som

113. Jardin – Gabriel Garzón-Montano

114. Slow Vessels – Ian William Craig

115. Hot Thoughts – Spoon

116. The Far Field – Future Islands

117. Reputation – Taylor Swift

118. Something To Tell You – HAIM



119. DAMN. – Kendrick Lamar

120. No Shape – Perfume Genius

121. Windy City – Alison Krauss

122. The OOZ – King Krule

123. War and Leisure – Miguel

124. Huncho Jack, Jack Huncho – Travis Scott and Quavo

125. This Old Dog – Mac DeMarco

126. Slowdive – Slowdive

127. Children of Alice – Children of Alice

128. Quazarz vs. The Jealous Machines – Shabazz Palaces

129. Shaneera EP – Fatima Al Qadiri

130. El Gato: The Human Glacier – Gucci Mane

131. 16 – Trouble

132. La Diversité – Nicolas Kummert

133. DROGAS Light – Lupe Fiasco

134. Ha Noi Duo – Nguyēn Lê

135. Void X – Chihei Hatakeyama

136. The French Press – Rolling Blackouts Coastal Fever

137. Where Are We Going? – Octo Octa

138. Process – Sampha

139. Big Fish Theory – Vince Staples

140. Melodrama – Lorde

141. Turn Out The Lights – Julien Baker

142. Pacific Daydream – Weezer

143. Every Country’s Sun – Mogwai


Just For Us Francis and the Lights

144. Just For Us – Francis and the Lights

145. Everything Now – Arcade Fire

146. The Chief – Jidenna

147. BOOMIVERSE – Big Boi

148. All This I Do For Glory – Colin Stenson


150. Harry Styles – Harry Styles

151. Heartworms – The Shins

152. Prisoner – Ryan Adams

153. Uprising – Miles Mosley

154. Dirty Projectors – Dirty Projectors

155. 9 – Cashmere Cat

156. Oczy Mlody – The Flaming Lips

157. Rubba Band Business – Juicy J

158. In Tongues EP – Joji

159. Colors – Beck

160. Party – Aldous Harding



161. Humanz – Gorillaz

162. Everyone – Logic

163. I Decided – Big Sean

164. Life Without Sound – Cloud Nothings

165. Youth Is Only Ever Fun In Retrospect – Sundara Karma

166. Near To The Wild Heart of Life – Japandriods

167. Pure Comedy – Father John Misty

168. The Bigger Artist – A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie

169. Hexada – Ghostmane



170. Crack-Up – Fleet Foxes

171. American Teen – Khalid

172. Myths 002 – Ariel Pink and Weyes Blood



173. The Autobiography – Vic Mensa



174. Revival – Eminem



175. Bitch I’m The Shit 2 – Tyga




  1. XO Tour Llif3 – Lil Uzi Vert
  2. Without Love – Alice Glass
  3. 100 Shots – Young Dolph
  4. Avoid – Lil Peep ft. Wicca Phase Springs Eternal & Døves
  5. Hard Times – Paramore
  6. Rap Saved Me – 21 Savage, Offset, and Metro Boomin
  7. Wounded – Janice Vidal
  8. Reptilian – Converge
  9. Praying – Kesha
  10. Biking – Frank Ocean ft. Jay-Z and Tyler the Creator
  11. Gummy – BROCKHAMPTON
  12. Zhang Xiang Si Shou – ToNick
  13. Mo Bamba – Sheck Wes
  14. Exhumed – Zola Jesus
  15. I Ain’t Got Time! – Tyler, the Creator
  16. Malibu – Miley Cyrus
  17. Undercover – Kehlani
  18. Going Home – Chief Keef
  19. This Country – Fever Ray
  20. Role Model – Phoenix

The Top 10+ Films of 2015


I’m not sure how I did it, but I was able to outdo myself. In 2014, I watched 101 releases (U.S. releases, mind you) and in 2015 found a way to see 104 films (and even a couple from 2016). It’s funny to see by the end of this long journey what films fade and what films stay. But first I want to list the films I didn’t see. I am only human and couldn’t see every last thing under the sun, and the most glaring omissions are:



The Princess of France


Welcome to New York




Arabian Nights

The Walk


In Jackson Heights

By The Sea


For the films I didn’t care for but others like, all I can say is everyone likes and dislikes something out there. These are films I can easily add to my dislike pile:

The Martian

The Tribe

Steve Jobs


Hard to Be A God

The Hateful Eight

Inside Out


Mistress America


The Revenant

Straight Outta Compton


And now here are the runners-up:


  1. Taxi– For a film about Iran’s restrictive nature toward art, this was an absolute joy. Jafar Panahi’s films have felt heavy-handed in the past; with his newest, however, he sidesteps the pitfalls and reaches new heights in his search for artistic freedom. (Original review here.)


  1. Joy– Coming from someone who hated American Hustle, this film almost seems like a tiny miracle. Russell’s wacky antics actually have weight here, with Lawrence giving the most realized performance of her career. After all, she’s not a businesswoman — she’s a business, woman.  (Totally got that one from Graham L. Carter.) 


  1. Aloha– Don’t listen to the critics unless you want to miss out on one of the most enjoyable motion pictures of the year. Cameron Crowe understands how to use faces better than most, and here he practically constructs a whole movie with people staring at each other. There’s a plot in there somewhere, but with an emotional journey like this, you just have to trust where it’s going. Aloha indeed.


  1. The Duke of Burgundy– The 50 Shades of Grey art-house remake, with fluttering hearts and human toilets aside, crafting one of the finest love stories that explicitly tackles what loving someone truly means, and the lengths one goes for that love.


  1. Queen of Earth– Alex Ross Perry stopped  the millennial whining and made a richly complex film about being a failure to everyone you love. Color me shocked and pleasantly surprised.


And without further ado, my favorite films of the year:


  1. The Mend

A vicious little film, The Mend grabs hold of you and doesn’t let go. Unconventional characterizations and oddly rhythmic disruptions add to the mystery of John Magary’s first feature, one where agony and despair are commonplace. From moment to moment, there’s a forewarned riff between characters, a dividing line that serves to define these relations, while also blurring the line between them. Josh Lucas’ sneering facial expressions and annoying vocal tics only add to the winding nature of the film, acting like a bomb ready to go off at any minute. There’s nothing else this uncompromisingly aggravating and cynical. Yet it has stayed with me longer than most other films I loved. That’s its real potency right there, not to mention some Kafkaesque moments that I won’t forget soon.

(At the time of writing this list, The Mend is on Netflix Instant)


  1. Magic Mike XXL

Moving from a film about how toxic masculinity can become, we have men using their sexual charms only for good. While not the feminist manifesto some other critics believe it to be, XXL gets by on simply being a complete joy, start to finish. You won’t find a movie this breezy, this unconcerned with plot, released in 2015, with this level of quality. Soderbergh moves from the director’s chair to cinematographer, adding a more layered depth to each performance, utilizing light and shadows to construct a more adventurous level of space in each scene. Characterizations are built on simple dynamics, with nothing getting too bogged down to stop any of the high energy illuminating from the film. Finally, can you point out to me another movie where the climax involves a beautifully choreographed striptease to an R. Kelly song? Yea, that’s what I thought.

(Magic Mike XXL is available on Blu-Ray/DVD)



  1. Li’l Quinquin

The French Twin Peaks, Quinquin’s just so unbelievably odd from the opening scene, and continues the tone through its three-plus hours. The surreal nature of Bruno Dumont’s project takes on many forms from the zany escapades of the bumbling police to a racial commentary on France, with casual racism serving as a backdrop in theme. What starts as a police procedural turns into a study of France’s social engineering, with everyone guilty of some form of prejudice. The length may turn some people off, and its humor doesn’t exactly stand out with a first watch. The subtle nature of the project may seem hidden beneath crass comedy, so for those who actually want to take the plunge, be prepared. All looks are deceiving, with evil lurking around the corner.

(Li’l Quinquin is available on Blu-Ray/DVD, and streaming on Netflix and Fandor)


  1. Office

Johnnie To’s gangster films are known around the world, with his movies’ constant  (and signature) use of human bodies to display action in unique ways. So it’s only natural that in his first musical, about corporate corruption and the ’08 financial crash, he uses bodies to convey most of the conflict in a collective manner. No walls surround the massive set, with all activity being displayed. To has enough trust in his direction to allow this, swooping effortlessly from floor to floor, to capture the chaotic nature of the environment. Everything is fully defined here, with interactions bouncing off each other to play harmoniously into the film’s excellently staged musical numbers. While the music itself may not be the finest to grace the screen, the presentation of the music comes off so expertly that you’d expect the director to be a veteran of the trade. And you’d be right: To’s skills are highlighted beautifully here, to the point that I would be heavily disappointed if he never journeyed back to the genre.

(Office is available on Blu-Ray/DVD in regions outside the U.S.)



  1. The Look of Silence

What we can’t see in front of us, we tend to ignore. What we have seen, we tend to forget. In Joshua Oppenheimer’s powerful follow-up to The Act of Killing, we’re not given those options. With most documentaries becoming by-the-book HBO films at best (Amy, Best of Enemies), what is so powerful about Oppenheimer’s films is how to question the truth, or what we have defined to be the truth. What the killers believe can be seen as a sort of truth, but the genius of both these documentaries is their commitment to being non-judgmental. There’s no hand-holding — only what’s given and what can be interpreted. There’s a lot to be commended about this project, from its existence to the actual content. To openly go against a government’s teachings is bravery most other documentaries would never touch. To open the personal wounds of the past this exquisitely takes craftsmanship few posses.

(The Look of Silence is available on Blu-Ray/DVD)



  1. Jauja

Coming from a film obsessed with questioning the truth, here we have a film that’s preoccupied with everything that we don’t know. Characters constantly look off-screen toward spaces we, as an audience, cannot see. The restricting aspect ratio of 4:3 cuts corners, creating a picturesque view of the freshly conquered region. The world that Gunnar Dinesen (Viggo Mortensen) explores never conforms to his ways, and as he becomes savaged by the unknown, we slowly start to understand one thing: the unobtainable always haunts us. From it’s gorgeous cinematography to its baffling ending, Jauja is an enigma from slow cinema master Lisandro Alonso, one that crafts a vision of blinding uncertainty. A damnation of colonialism, what we get is an uncontrollable piece of art that challenges the notion of comprehension.

(Juaja is available on Blu-Ray/DVD and streaming on Netflix)  



  1. The Forbidden Room

Guy Maddin’s magnum opus, The Forbidden Room, may be as impenetrable as Jauja, but not from lack of insight. For here, most incomprehension comes from not being able to keep up with the film. Stills morph together mid-scene, with edits seemingly taking place at random intervals to recreate Soviet style filmmaking to the ultimate extreme. Stories spring up within stories, each one becoming more absurd than the next. It’s a fever dream of a film that seems ready to tear at any moment. The sheer tenacity of Maddin’s vision can be commended, with the result being beyond impressive. Everything Maddin has made in his impressive career has built to this: an all-encompassing epic that redefines what cinema can accomplish. Not one other film I saw in 2015 could keep up with this one.

(The Forbidden Room will be available on Blu-Ray/DVD in March, and is streaming on Fandor)



  1. Horse Money

The haunting imagery that lingers throughout Pedro Costa’s masterpiece should qualify it as the most horrifying movie of 2015. Ventura, our film’s protagonist, ventures through the dark recesses of his mind, trying to find some ray of hope in the country that destroyed it. Stark images of war-torn Portugal haunt Ventura, with the Carnation Revolution as a backdrop for this self-searching. While many call this Costa’s first narrative feature in years, the line between fiction and reality becomes increasingly blurred, especially in terms of the actors’ history to the events portrayed. As a man who celebrated the revolution, Costa made this film to help his friend find the light, to figure out for himself and for us the mental trauma that stems from societal problems. The most memorable scene follows a 20-minute exchange between Ventura and a soldier statue in an elevator, an absolute feat of filmmaking prowess. Absolutely essential, in every sense of the word.

(Horse Money is soon to be available on Blu-Ray/DVD and is currently streaming on Netflix)



  1. The Assassin

Quiet lingers over every scene in Hou Hsiao-hsien’s The Assassin. It’s a silence that complements the framing of every scene, one where every shot’s beauty can seem exhausting to decipher. Inhabiting this landscape are people whose view of home, like Hou’s, is constantly changing. Their morals and motivations are in constant question as they search for meaning in this radical new era. The feeling of uncertainty comes easily to Hou, who captured it so well in Millennium Mambo, and here uses it to heighten the action. Most of the fight sequences are short, to the point, and brief, never putting character drama on the sideline. What Hou’s protagonists find in themselves serve as more interesting action anyway, with constantly shifting points of view to reflect the times. It’s a balancing act of internal and external struggles, one pulled off beautifully and effortlessly.

(The Assassin is available on Blu-Ray/DVD)



  1. Mad Max: Fury Road

Wow, shocking, right? Another Top 10 list with Fury Road in the No. 1 spot. Well, there’s a reason for all the love. After seeing it four times in the theaters and twice on the small screen, I almost don’t want to talk about the expertise displayed. It’s such an unbelievable film achievement that trying to describe any aspect of the movie seems a bit frivolous, but I’ll try to sum up why I adore it so much.

In its most basic elements, it’s about movement. The constant movement of time, bodies, bullets, desires and home. Its most keen instincts rely on the visual components the film provides. The premise is more minimalist than anything, only George Miller provides us with what can only be described as maximalist entertainment. Nothing small is on display here, with incredible detail given to render the world surrounding Max and Furiosa. Miller takes these pieces to craft some of the finest action ever put on celluloid (shot on digital, but whatever) by constructing distinctive, yet gratifying, set pieces reliant on the merging of outside forces into one. And that’s really what makes the movie: the merging of two entities. Whether it be Max and Furiosa, or its commitment to excite audiences and subvert traditional gender roles.

Most importantly, it merges story with action in a way that seems simple yet feels revolutionary. Every shot fired and every accelerator floored is in service of moving the plot forward. The notion of having action scenes to “turn your brain off” are nowhere to be found here. On the craftsman level, they’re gorgeous to look at, and there’s always a sense of furtherance that keeps you engaged. There’s a singular vision here, one that has such faith in itself that it appears natural.

While people were looking forward to the film, no one was expecting the sheer impact of what was released. For how chaotic and nonconforming it is, I’m shocked a studio gave Miller the funds to make the movie. I’m even more shocked that the fourth film in a long-dead franchise has blown me away this easily. Zach Ralston said it best by calling the film an atom bomb, one who’s side effects I’m still suffering from. 

(Mad Max: Fury Road is available on Blu-Ray/DVD)


And that’s a wrap! Coming soon (I hope) will be lists for my favorite songs and albums of the year. Below are the Paulies, my personal award given to films of excellence. All the winners should be proud.


BEST FILM: Mad Max: Fury Road

BEST DIRECTOR: George Miller, Mad Max: Fury Road

Best Actor: Josh Lucas, The Mend

Best Actress: Elisabeth Moss, Queen of Earth

Best Supporting Actor: Joe Manganiello, Magic Mike XXL

Best Supporting Actress: Jada Pinkett Smith, Magic Mike XXL

Best Screenplay: The Duke of Burgundy

Film I Hated To Admit I Liked: Southpaw